15 Aug 2009 - Last night actor and celebrity stoner Brad Pitt appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher, where he talked politics, media and marijuana.

Bill Maher recalls being at a New Year's Eve party with Brad many years ago (Brad interrupts: "It wasn't me!"), and how he remembered Brad's incredible ability to roll joints. Bill said, "You just, all night rolled these perfect joints...the most perfect joints I have ever seen, like a machine, like a cigarette, it was better than a cigarette." Brad bashfully shook his head and replied, "I'm an artist." Skip to 4:44 to see!

Transcript

".. Let's talk about pot you mentioned that - I did - I remember in True romance you played, I must say, I mean I think you are a - A really good actor - I mean I'm not saying you are not a good actor, but that seemed like it was right from home. - Really good. - It was one of the great all time, I would put that up with Sean Penn as Peccioli as one of the two great stoner performers. two great stoner performers. - I certainly had my day, now it just turns me into a donut, so I just ...ha ha. - Why? You know I remember being at a new year's eve party with you many years ago - It wasn't me! - Yes it was! And you were on the floor, not on the floor, no, I said that wrong, you were certainly being sober, but you just all night rolled these perfect joints, the most perfect joints I've ever seen, like a machine, like a cigarette, it was better than a cigarette. - I'm an artist! - You are an artist, and now you gave it up. Why did you do that? - Yeah, I'm a dad now. You wanna be alert, and see those eye's just glazed over when I said dad? - And you know, you are a very polite guy, you are truely from Missouri, really, I mean I don't know you well, but I've known you for many years a little bit, and you always such a polite person - Fuck you Bill. .."

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